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Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. In the future, people will be forced to work during the night when it’s cool and sleep during the day to avoid heatstroke. 2. A lottery is most likely to be won by someone who makes really poor financial decisions. 3. By opting to be…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. A 1.5-year-old can eat a banana the size of its own arm, but an adult can’t. 2. Asking someone to help you bury a body greatly increases the likelihood that you’ll have to bury a second body. 3. Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. The anti-vacation. Go somewhere really shitty and do something awful for a week so when you return, your life seems really good. 2. The definition of a submarine is not a ship that can go underwater, but a ship that can go back up. 3.…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Being in the sun for only two hours makes you realize how incredibly resilient plants are. 2. In gaming, repeatedly crouching when you first see someone is a sign of friendship, but repeatedly crouching after you killed them is a sign of disrespect. 3. Resident…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. The quietest people might have the loudest inner voice which constantly entertains themselves. 2. Eldritch beings exist in reality because they’re us. To the mind of an ant, we’re massive, ancient ones with unfathomable knowledge and a tendency to wipe them out in a passing…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Trying to carry your groceries in one trip is probably the most effortful form of laziness. 2. The gay flag is a rainbow. A rainbow is a curve. A curve is not straight. 3. We’ve never actually heard the Monster Mash, just a song about…… Read More »

Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 301 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

If you can convincingly forge a degree of graphic design, you’re practically qualified. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 300 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

A cleared browser history says more than a full one. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 299 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Chrome is neon gray. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 298 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Teenagers often confuse being smart and well-spoken with being mature. 2. If you dislike someone you last saw as a kid/teenager, they may dislike that version of themselves too. 3. The fact that someone believes in horoscopes tells you much more about that person than…… Read More »