Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. The quietest people might have the loudest inner voice which constantly entertains themselves. 2. Eldritch beings exist in reality because they’re us. To the mind of an ant, we’re massive, ancient ones with unfathomable knowledge and a tendency to wipe them out in a passing…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Trying to carry your groceries in one trip is probably the most effortful form of laziness. 2. The gay flag is a rainbow. A rainbow is a curve. A curve is not straight. 3. We’ve never actually heard the Monster Mash, just a song about…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Teenagers often confuse being smart and well-spoken with being mature. 2. If you dislike someone you last saw as a kid/teenager, they may dislike that version of themselves too. 3. The fact that someone believes in horoscopes tells you much more about that person than…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. A person who is unafraid handling guns is either a gun expert or a gun idiot and there is no in-between. 2. Nearly everyone values human life over the life of a fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Stairs are surprisingly dangerous for being everywhere. 2. Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9 am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal. 3. The people that hate their alarm the most usually choose to…… Read More »