Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. People who can properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets. 2. The most effective way for Professor Oak to complete the Pokédex is to give it to Nurse Joy. 3. People with cigarette butts and ash all over their car…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Popcorn is the quintessential movie food because, unlike chips, you can still hear the movie while eating it. 2. As soon as garbage trucks start creeping around silently after being converted over all-electric, a lot of us are screwed. 3. When we get older, we…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Wisdom teeth are not worthless, as they provide oral surgeons with a steady stream of income. 2. Old people are new to being old. We might see an old person and associate them with their age. But for them, the whole oldness thing is new,…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Batman has unimaginable strength and endurance in comparison to other humans. He is also filthy rich. So it is a fair possibility that he is using a lot of high-quality steroids with minimal side effects. 2. Schools advertise their small class sizes when they’re trying…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. The sign of a good vacation is not knowing what day it is. 2. Any Bookmark worth more than a dollar is a waste of money because you could just use the dollar. 3. 75 + 25 feels like the most reasonable thing ever, while…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Almost no one has a negative number as their favorite number. 2. When millennials become senior citizens, dial-up internet will be their version of walking 20 miles in the snow just to get to school. 3. If you enter a traffic circle, drive all the…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Being bored in your own house is somehow better than being bored at someone else’s house. 2. We all probably have a talent for something that we didn’t try yet. 3. If the girl from The Ring made a TikTok she’d kill way more people.…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. The real moral of the “Tortoise and the Hare” isn’t “slow and steady wins the race,” it’s “arrogance loses the race.” 2. You can legally kick out your own child at 18 with nothing, but be forced to take care of another adult you want…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. When an athlete doesn’t quite win a medal, they weren’t the hero of the story…they were the final boss. 2. As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet. 3. Someone out there vividly remembers something…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. It makes more sense to inherit maternal surnames since you can’t always be sure who the father is, but you can always be sure who the mother is. 2. Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn’t need…… Read More »