Tag Archives: ShowerThoughts

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. The real moral of the “Tortoise and the Hare” isn’t “slow and steady wins the race,” it’s “arrogance loses the race.” 2. You can legally kick out your own child at 18 with nothing, but be forced to take care of another adult you want…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. When an athlete doesn’t quite win a medal, they weren’t the hero of the story…they were the final boss. 2. As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet. 3. Someone out there vividly remembers something…… Read More »

If higher dimensions exist, then ghosts are probably higher dimensional beings doing lower dimensional science projects. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 271 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. It makes more sense to inherit maternal surnames since you can’t always be sure who the father is, but you can always be sure who the mother is. 2. Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn’t need…… Read More »

People working as money printers always earn less money than they make. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 269 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Co-workers in movies are co-workers in real life. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 268 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. We really don’t appreciate the fact that email is free. 2. Burger flipping is a thing where if you do it as a job it’s seen as a failure but if you do it recreationally it’s a mark of success in life. 3. A cybersecurity…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Superman probably wouldn’t be incredibly ripped because there isn’t really much that could give him a good workout. 2. DnD players probably have more friends than people that make fun of DnD players. 3. Interplanetary travel will have seasonal price fluctuations during specific times due…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Guard dogs probably think they’re doing a great job as the strangers they bark at on the street never enter the house. 2. The most unbelievable thing in Guardians of the Galaxy is the fact that a cassette tape could still be playable after 25…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Rappers just do that thing where you replay an argument in your head to make yourself sound cooler. 2. The fast and furious movie saga is the high-budget version of the “and then and then and then” stories children tell. 3. Once you finish school…… Read More »

Speech is transferred at the speed of sound, but sign language is transferred at the speed of light. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 263 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source