Tag Archives: ShowerThoughts

People working as money printers always earn less money than they make. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 269 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Co-workers in movies are co-workers in real life. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 268 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. We really don’t appreciate the fact that email is free. 2. Burger flipping is a thing where if you do it as a job it’s seen as a failure but if you do it recreationally it’s a mark of success in life. 3. A cybersecurity…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Superman probably wouldn’t be incredibly ripped because there isn’t really much that could give him a good workout. 2. DnD players probably have more friends than people that make fun of DnD players. 3. Interplanetary travel will have seasonal price fluctuations during specific times due…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Guard dogs probably think they’re doing a great job as the strangers they bark at on the street never enter the house. 2. The most unbelievable thing in Guardians of the Galaxy is the fact that a cassette tape could still be playable after 25…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Rappers just do that thing where you replay an argument in your head to make yourself sound cooler. 2. The fast and furious movie saga is the high-budget version of the “and then and then and then” stories children tell. 3. Once you finish school…… Read More »

Speech is transferred at the speed of sound, but sign language is transferred at the speed of light. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 263 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse: water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in. 2. Our lives…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. A programmer programmed the program that programmers use to program. 2. A 19-year-old with the self-awareness not to have a baby would probably take better care of a baby than a 19-year-old with a baby. 3. If you can touch your door while on the…… Read More »

People don’t fake depression, they fake being okay. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 260 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Already rich people seem to get lots of things for free while the people who aren’t rich or are poor and are in actual need don’t. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 259 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source