Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse: water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in. 2. Our lives…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. A programmer programmed the program that programmers use to program. 2. A 19-year-old with the self-awareness not to have a baby would probably take better care of a baby than a 19-year-old with a baby. 3. If you can touch your door while on the…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonize other star systems. 2. If you’re still pretty young, chances are you still haven’t met the majority of people who will attend your funeral. 3. It’s weird to think that your…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Ghosts can move through walls, but for some reason one of the most common paranormal activities is opening and closing doors, which they do not need if they can move through walls. 2. People sentenced to house arrest last year really lucked out timing-wise. 3.…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. National Parks are a reminder of what the country could’ve looked like if it weren’t for humans. 2. Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary. 3. If there was an award for the most skeptic person, the most…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. If spiders had a sense of vengeance we would all be so screwed. 2. Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow still convince themselves that meeting an extraterrestrial species would go smoothly. 3. You know you’re an adult when you…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school. 2. It’s just as much a “debodying” as it is a “beheading.” 3. There’s…… Read More »