Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonize other star systems. 2. If you’re still pretty young, chances are you still haven’t met the majority of people who will attend your funeral. 3. It’s weird to think that your…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Ghosts can move through walls, but for some reason one of the most common paranormal activities is opening and closing doors, which they do not need if they can move through walls. 2. People sentenced to house arrest last year really lucked out timing-wise. 3.…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. National Parks are a reminder of what the country could’ve looked like if it weren’t for humans. 2. Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary. 3. If there was an award for the most skeptic person, the most…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. If spiders had a sense of vengeance we would all be so screwed. 2. Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow still convince themselves that meeting an extraterrestrial species would go smoothly. 3. You know you’re an adult when you…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school. 2. It’s just as much a “debodying” as it is a “beheading.” 3. There’s…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Wikipedia’s writing has a surprisingly consistent tone considering how many people contribute to it. 2. Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is. 3. People in the…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. There are so many different apple flavors, but only one apple juice flavor. 2. Once we adequately colonize Mars, it would make a good place for nursing homes, since gravity there is lower and people with weaker muscles could move around more easily than here…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. 4 A.M. is the hour where you’re either up really late or really early. 2. If future humans were ever desperate for DNA from the past, there is a potentially viable source in all the bodies frozen on the trail near the top of Mount…… Read More »