Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. You can tell how bad inflation has been over the years by how much money people steal in heist movies of their times. 2. It’s very convenient that every planet in Star Wars has the same force of gravity. 3. If Pokémon were real we’d…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. People who live where it doesn’t snow will never understand how quiet the morning after a big snow is. 2. Vegans use plants and make them taste like animals, but no one uses animals to make them taste like plants. 3. If you run 26…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Dogs would love it if dog food makers would put a toy in the bag like cereal. 2. From an extraterrestrial viewpoint, all the space junk and satellite debris in earth’s orbit makes the planet look like a redneck front lawn with a pile of…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Hunting is more frowned upon than fishing, but they both follow the same concept. 2. If you lose one leg your BMI goes down. If you lose two legs your BMI goes up. 3. The Grinch changed as soon as he stopped listening to the…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. 2. There is a certain size in which a cup becomes a bucket. 3. The first humans probably did not have a voice in their heads because they had no language.…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Everyone is aware of the minimum height for amusement park rides, but forget that there is also a maximum height for amusement park rides. 2. The first caveman to discover a pepper probably thought that they would legitimately die for a hot minute or two…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. We have collectively accepted the standard of tying shoelaces, while there are so many other different ways to tie. 2. A soup can’t go bad if you just never stop boiling it. 3. Organ donation after death may be the only true selfless act a…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are repeatedly forced to relive their own downfalls. 2. Stories usually put horns on evil or scary creatures, but in nature only herbivores have horns. 3. At age 71, it’s a bit unnerving to buy a lightbulb…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. When you’re saying “I love you” to your parents as a kid, you hardly realize how much it really feels to hear until your own kids tell them to you. 2. The thermal shock of turning on a light is allegedly what wears it out,…… Read More »
Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. If Microsoft’s only product was Excel, they’d still be a massive company. 2. If a sloth clapped, it would always sound sarcastic. 3. You rarely see James Bond carrying luggage, yet he always has fresh new suits/clothes when goes from country to country. 4. The…… Read More »