Tag Archives: ShowerThoughts

People keep saying that things could be worse as if making things better isn’t an option. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 296 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. A person who is unafraid handling guns is either a gun expert or a gun idiot and there is no in-between. 2. Nearly everyone values human life over the life of a fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Stairs are surprisingly dangerous for being everywhere. 2. Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9 am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal. 3. The people that hate their alarm the most usually choose to…… Read More »

A penny found is worth more than a penny earned- because a penny earned is taxed. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 293 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. You can tell how bad inflation has been over the years by how much money people steal in heist movies of their times. 2. It’s very convenient that every planet in Star Wars has the same force of gravity. 3. If Pokémon were real we’d…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. People who live where it doesn’t snow will never understand how quiet the morning after a big snow is. 2. Vegans use plants and make them taste like animals, but no one uses animals to make them taste like plants. 3. If you run 26…… Read More »

Learning is fun when it is not measured or required. The post 25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 290 first appeared on KickassFacts.com. Source

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Dogs would love it if dog food makers would put a toy in the bag like cereal. 2. From an extraterrestrial viewpoint, all the space junk and satellite debris in earth’s orbit makes the planet look like a redneck front lawn with a pile of…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Hunting is more frowned upon than fishing, but they both follow the same concept. 2. If you lose one leg your BMI goes down. If you lose two legs your BMI goes up. 3. The Grinch changed as soon as he stopped listening to the…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. 2. There is a certain size in which a cup becomes a bucket. 3. The first humans probably did not have a voice in their heads because they had no language.…… Read More »

Here are this week’s shower thoughts. 1-5 Shower Thoughts 1. Everyone is aware of the minimum height for amusement park rides, but forget that there is also a maximum height for amusement park rides. 2. The first caveman to discover a pepper probably thought that they would legitimately die for a hot minute or two…… Read More »